The Long-Anticipated Furbush-For-Fister Deal Has Been Consummated

In MLB trade-deadline eve news, the Detroit Tigers get a right-handed workhorse Fister (first name Doug) from Seattle in return for a Furbush (Charlie) to plant in its bullpen and use when needed.

Other people are involved in this two-sided swap, but they don't have suggestive names when interpreted by the juvenile mind.

Report: Tigers Acquire Doug Fister, Lose Charlie Furbush in 5-Player Deal [The Detroit Sports Site]

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