Houston Dynamo's Stoppage-Time Goal Causes Their Announcer To Orgasm On Air
Perhaps you might react with some skepticism to this man's gleeful shrieking: after all, the win only brought Houston to 8-7-11, and Real Salt Lake isn't one of the MLS's top teams.
But we say why not! It's a pretty goal, at a big moment, and we doubt anyone was watching anyway.
Video via YouTube, h/t Scott.
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