Houston Dynamo's Stoppage-Time Goal Causes Their Announcer To Orgasm On Air

Perhaps you might react with some skepticism to this man's gleeful shrieking: after all, the win only brought Houston to 8-7-11, and Real Salt Lake isn't one of the MLS's top teams.

But we say why not! It's a pretty goal, at a big moment, and we doubt anyone was watching anyway.

Video via YouTube, h/t Scott.