Peyton Hillis: Not A Great TipperS

We were sent the business half of this receipt, purporting to show Cleveland wunderwhite Peyton Hillis's sub-10% tip. The sender-inner will only say that this went down at a "nice" restaurant, but a $105 bill is pretty paltry compared to others we've seen. Maybe it's "Ohio nice."

Hillis is making just $555,000 this year, and is in line for a huge new deal if he can duplicate last year's output. So we can't really blame him for saving his money.