FOX Sports' little racist routine was dumb and unfunny. But this is cute and wonderful! So this one is better, watch it instead.

It's the coaches and players of Rice University putting on a clinic for the school's international students, many of whom have never seen a football in their lives. A lot of the kids are new to Texas, new to America, and college can be stressful enough already. This is a great way to meet people and learn a little local culture. And it looks like a blast for the players, especially for John Gioffre, who is now Deadspin's favorite nose tackle. Good work, Rice.

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Thanks for coming. Hickey is on presently.