This 6-Foot-4, 320-Pound NFL Player Drives A Hello Kitty Convertible Smart Car

Chargers DT Antonio Garay was just fined $15,000 by the NFL for a hit below the knee on Tom Brady in Week 2, but he will be laughing all the way to the bank, because he drives a tiny car with a Hello Kitty on it and tweets pictures of it all the time. So, ha!

Garay, who is also known for shaving ugly designs into his hair and then spray-painting them, has also been spotted driving around in his Hello Kitty Smart Car while wearing his 3D sunglasses "cus its so real." So, yeah, he's exactly like those kids who wore Kanye shutter shades for a year because they thought it made them look cool—when, in fact, it made them look like turds.

But at least Garay is getting great mileage.

Photo via, H/T Theodore Donald Kerabatsos.

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