It took a lot of time and effort to build this 2000-foot long Hot Wheels track—From The Marbles says that's equivalent to 24 miles in big people land—with only a three-minute video payoff. We say it was absolutely worth it. We found ourselves unaccountably rooting for the little plastic car, especially during the heart-stopping moment at 1:32 when it nearly jumps the track. Go little car, go!

The whole thing's meant to raise money for Hope For Gabe, a foundation raising awareness of and searching for a cure for Duchenne muscular dystrophy, a rare and pernicious form of the disease. So check that out, freeloaders.

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Be certain to stick around for our World Series open thread, in which you and other like-minded individuals seek to determine which remaining manager has the more hilarious substance abuse problem. Also, Hickey!