Let's All Enjoy The Poetry In Motion That Is Several Fat Men Lateraling A Sack-Fumble Recovery
The Jacksonville Jaguars, whose only real highlight play this season came in a torrential downpour, executed a lovely double-lateral after a Clint Session sack of Texans quarterback Matt Schaub in the second quarter of their matchup at Reliant Stadium.
Session actually ended up with the ball at the end of the play after receiving it from the fattest of NFL fatasses, "Pot Roast" Terrance Nighton—who'd grabbed the lateral from Matt Roth, the recipient of Schaub's fumble. [CBS]
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