Penn State To Reporters: Do Not Ask About Jerry Sandusky At Today's Conference Call

As he does every Tuesday during the season, Joe Paterno will take questions from the media in a conference call scheduled for today at 12:20 p.m. EST. Can't imagine what anyone would want to ask him about. But in case any of those reporters planning to participate have doubts, Jeff Nelson, Penn State's Assistant Athletic Director for Communications and the school's football media relations contact, has issued these handy guidelines:

From: Jeff Nelson
To: Jeff Nelson
Sent: Mon Nov 07 19:20:28 2011
Subject: Penn State Football Tuesday teleconference

*** MEDIA ADVISORY ***

Media planning to attend Tuesday's Penn State Football weekly teleconference are advised that that primary focus of the teleconference is to answer questions related to Penn State's Senior Day game with Nebraska this Saturday. Head coach Joe Paterno and any Penn State Football student-athletes in attendance will be answering questions about the Nebraska game, Penn State's season thus far and other topics related to the current college football season.

This ought to be good.