This video has made the rounds this week, but it hit me in the heart, so I'm posting it.
I wish I could say it gets better, kid, but it doesn't. It really doesn't. The worst part is, they will drag you back in. The jets will rattle off a series of wins and be right in the conversation come the end of the season. You obviously have the entire wild card scenario broken down so you know how hard that will be, but they'll do it anyway. You'll think "oh, man, they're gonna do it. They're gonna come all the way back and get into the playoffs and finally get to the Super Bowl." They'll probably get into the playoffs.
Then the Jets will rip your heart out, throw it on the ground, spit on it and jump on it over and over and over again. I hope for your sake that you at least have the sense to be a Yankees fan rather than a Mets fan, too.
And mom—what the hell? Not cool.