Aggressive Women's Magazine Photographer: ERIN! Hey girl, what's poppin'? Today we're supposed to be snapping you in action at your job at the Baylor-Oklahoma football competition...what is it again, let me see here...SIDELINE REPORTING. Okay, now, let's get you acting natural? Wait, that's it? You just hold that long microphone and talk...well, that's snoozy, let's see if we can think of something else...all right, go walk into the pack of boys in body armor or whatever and see if we can get them to...ERIN WATCH OUT! Oh, now you're all wet...wait, now we got something! Now step over here. Yes, now give me something sultry. A determined look—pretend you're chasing someone in the rain. A lover who spurned you. Yes, a lover who spurned you in the rain...wait, stop laughing! No, you silly goose, no wacky faces...look at me! SPURNED WET LOVER FACE, YOU DINGBAT!! Where are you going? Come on, don't make that face at me...wait, actually, make that face...holditholditholditPERFECT...turn around...ERIN, come on girl! Get back here! It's ME!