Salty Clemson Fan Calls The Gamecocks The "Short Bus Of The SEC East," Admits He'd Eat Squirrel

According to tipster Matthew W., "This guy ' Clemson Tom' has been making videos for a few weeks now. The Clemson nation has been all over this guy. His latest video he prank calls, Connor Shaw, starting QB for South Carolina. This guys also in past videos prank calls head coaches, Frat houses, GT Library, you name it. It's very funny in a southern idiot kind of way."

This is what we're left with in Chad McGhee's absence.