The Spoof Indy Super Bowl Shuffle Video That Will Scare You Off Indianapolis Forever

Congratulations, Indianapolis Convention and Visitors Association. Super Bowl or no, you have guaranteed that I will never intentionally visit your city. I will never spend a dime outside your airport. I will work to prevent everyone I know from having anything to do with Indianapolis. This I promise. It took you one week to produce a desperate soul-sucking hotel-shilling video like this? Rubbish. Shame. A pox on you. Based on what I see here, the only hotel in Indy worth a hoot might be the Hilton. Might be a glimmer of self-awareness at the Hilton. But I doubt it.

H/T Dakota L.