When we first saw the above photo of Rolando McClain after he was arrested yesterday in his hometown of Decatur, Ala., on misdemeanor gun and assault charges, we kind of thought it had already been doctored. I mean, just look at that facial expression, at that playful tilt of the head. But the photo, as is, was indeed taken by a photographer from the Decatur Daily. And from now on, no matter what happens to him, this image will stand as an everlasting totem of Rolando McClain's jackassery.
But why should our enjoyment stop there? Given the hilarity of the photoshop jobs you've done in the past—Ryan Howard, Larry Merchant, That Guy and Tiger Woods, Jim Tressel Signing Things, Cigar Guy, Jason Whitlock—we know there are many more laughs to be had with Rolando McClain. So place your entries in the comments, or email them to me directly at dom[at]deadspin.com. As always, the best of the bunch will appear sometime next week, and the artist whose rendering I deem the best will win the usual prize of some crap from our desk. Have at it.