Gaze upon this Tebowing fetus and hear the good news: "blubblublubblubmnphhhh." Thanks to Google translator we were able to decipher its (sex: undetermined) message, which was "Can barely talk through all the amniotic fluid-but 'rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.'"
Tebowing has a hearbeat yet! Unless it's a fake, that is. But, as Tim would ask us, suspend your disbelief and just have faith in all that is good.
We should know better—It's our own fault, really—It is the man's season, for his father's sake. We now realize, regardless of recommendations to the contrary, that this Tebowing thing will not end prematurely.