NFL commentator and sex advice columnist Bill Romanowski showed the same fire that made him one of the league's scariest players to face on the field in a live TV rant about perceived weaknesses in the Oakland Raiders organization.

The central theme was bacon and the team's apparent preference for buying it at the supermarket as opposed to hunting down the wild boar that apparently infest the San Francisco Bay area. Also, bacon does not work that way, but are you going to be the one to warn Romo the dangers of trichinosis? I didn't think so.

[h/t to Rael E.]