From the Emerald Isle we bring you this clip of trainer Peter Casey—who looks and sounds exactly like you'd imagine an old Irish horse trainer to look and sound—after the Frank Ward Solicitors Arkle Novice Chase at Leopardstown which his seven-year-old Flemenstar won handily by 19 lengths.

Flemenstar went off at six-to-four so the result wasn't exactly a surprise, but it was Casey's first Grade One win as a trainer, which led him to discuss the ways he'd celebrate with RTE reporter Tracey Piggot. Among those ways was having fuckin' sex tonight and everything, but also "going away for a week," which may be his recovery time after performing fuckin' sex tonight and everything.

[Balls.ie]