I'm beginning to think ESPN's web editors are fucking with us, and not just because of that "Happy Endings" headline. There was Black Mike Vrabel. Then came two-year-old Matt Gilroy. And now there is Manny Ramirez-in-an-A's uniform as Curtis Glencross. You win, ESPN.com.
Update (4 p.m.): A tipster helpfully notes that Glencross's hometown of Kindersley is in Saskatchewan and not Alberta. I don't think Manny Ramirez is from either of those.
[ESPN, h/t Jake and Aaron]