Your Doug Gottlieb Jerkoff Kid Photoshop Roundup

After we finally stopped laughing at that fantastic .gif of the kid who made blowjob motions last week behind ESPN's Doug Gottlieb, we knew we had to turn to you. By dangling another prize of some stupid crap from our desk, we asked for your photoshops, and once again you came through. Jim Cooke, our expert illustrator, started things off rather appropriately with that image of The Decision you see above. Making final cuts certainly wasn't easy, but it had to be done. It also had to be completed without that much effort, since this is just so silly. So let's get to it.

Your Doug Gottlieb Jerkoff Kid Photoshop RoundupS

It's not the most A-Rod photo ever, but it is in the running, thanks to siameese.cities.

Your Doug Gottlieb Jerkoff Kid Photoshop RoundupS

Jack Blankenship, Jerkoff Kid. Jerkoff Kid, Jack Blankenship. By Mike H.

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Best in show. By Britt B.

Your Doug Gottlieb Jerkoff Kid Photoshop RoundupS

Hey! That's one of our man Drew Magary's book readings! By Josh N.

Your Doug Gottlieb Jerkoff Kid Photoshop RoundupS

Ray H. holds these truths to be self-evident, that ... [wank]

Your Doug Gottlieb Jerkoff Kid Photoshop RoundupS

Malcolm Gladwell + Bill Simmons = This. By Travis Half-Pronk

Your Doug Gottlieb Jerkoff Kid Photoshop Roundup

Chris G.'s got your Tebowing right here, Timmy.

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LBJ takes over. By Beau L.

Your Doug Gottlieb Jerkoff Kid Photoshop RoundupS

KareemCheese with another presidential moment.

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Some exceptional work incorporating our boy into Avatar. By Jon K.

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Hard work is hard, says Raysism.

Your Doug Gottlieb Jerkoff Kid Photoshop Roundup

lobstr says this of his masterpiece: "It's strange, where most people see masturbation, I see gambling." Works for us.

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What everyone missed about MIA's middle-finger moment at the Super Bowl. By shiancoepotamus.

Your Doug Gottlieb Jerkoff Kid Photoshop RoundupS

Peace, love, [wank]. By siameese.cities.

Your Doug Gottlieb Jerkoff Kid Photoshop RoundupS

We're not here to talk about the past, according to Brian K.

Your Doug Gottlieb Jerkoff Kid Photoshop RoundupS

There's a pretty good Rick Santorum joke in there somewhere, right Steve A.?

Your Doug Gottlieb Jerkoff Kid Photoshop RoundupS

Says Donnie_Iris: "What we've all thought of NFL Countdown for years."

Your Doug Gottlieb Jerkoff Kid Photoshop Roundup

Greg R.'s handiwork here almost looks an actual photobomb of Kate Upton and her friends. Great stuff.

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There's some real attention to detail in what shiancoepotamus did to put gymnast Kerri Strug in the arms of our boy. Which is why it's our runner up.

Your Doug Gottlieb Jerkoff Kid Photoshop RoundupS

You know the story of that ghost boy from Three Men And A Baby? JrueTheDamaja found him. This wins. JrueTheDamaja is hereby encouraged to send an email to tips@deadspin.com to claim his prize of some shit from our desk.