10 Historical Events That Would've Been Completed In The Interval Between MLB's First And Last Opening Days This Year

1. Anglo-Zanzibar War (38 minutes)
2. Death and resurrection of Jesus (according to Bible) (36 hours)
3. October Revolution (2 days)
4. Bay of Pigs Invasion (3 days)
5. Operation Desert Fox (4 days)
6. The ground conflict of the Gulf War (4 days)
7. February Revolution (5 days)
8. Six-Day War (6 days)
9. Apollo 11 mission (8 days)
10. Mike Piazza's tenure as a Florida Marlin (8 days)