Ronaldo's Free Kick Goal Was So Good GOLTV's Ray Hudson Could Only Describe It Using Sexual Terminology [UPDATE]
We've written here before about how spectacular La Liga goals can bring GOLTV analyst Ray Hudson to orgasm, but today's free kick goal by Cristiano Ronaldo against Atlético de Madrid earned Hudson's description of an orgasm.
To be fair, the kick's worthy of such praise. While set pieces tend to get less attention in these parts—because, to our American eyes, they're just not as interesting as ones coming in open play—the obscene curl on Ronaldo's kick makes this a must-see. [GOLTV]
Update (5:35 p.m.): Ronaldo's second goal might have been even better than his first.
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