Fernando Torres's Goal Drew Orgasmic Moaning From Gary Neville

It wasn't so much that £50m man Torres scored a goal — though, holy crap, Fernando Torres scored a goal! — as it was Chelsea completing a 10-man comeback and 45-minute stand against Barcelona in the Champions League semifinal. But Gary Neville, working the game for Sky Sports, was driven to what can only be described as wordless noncoital ecstasy.

Perhaps he and Ray Hudson can compare "O" faces.