Kurt Busch Compares A Rough Night On The Track To "Premature Ejaculation"

It wasn't a good night for resident NASCAR idiot Kurt Busch at the Prelude to the Dream, an annual dirt-track charity race that costs $25 on pay-per-view. Busch, who is already suspended from this weekend's race at Pocono Raceway for threatening to beat up a Sporting News reporter last Saturday, ran into some car trouble during one of the early heats and was done for the night before the main race. Busch then took the opportunity to talk about his misfortune and, uh, it didn't quite go as anyone expected.

Though, really, once Busch started talking about "throttle management," we all should've seen where this one was headed.

Thanks to Cletus Van Damme for the tip.