Chipper Jones, Your Ass Makes Women Go Crazy

A little moment of levity to break up all the dark vibes floating around would be nice, yes? Well, you can thank this woman sitting in the front row at Shithole Fenway Park watching Chipper take some hacks in the on-deck circle. Chipper is in the middle of his goodbye tour and it appears one fan would like to take a piece home with her. It's all good fun, until you see the ravenous look in this Red Sox fan's eyes.