The 10 Rules Of Pimping, As Written By An Actual (Alleged) Pimp
Steven McDaniel, of Long Island, NY, was arrested and charged today with running a prostitution and heroin ring. Among the items seized by police was a handwritten list of the "Rule's 2 Da Game of Hoez!!!" Thanks to the Smoking Gun, we proudly present that list, quite sic'd.
1) Alwayz make them need and depend on you so you have power over them. (Power is control)
2) Make them understand that you don't need them they need you, they are replaceable. Never let them no if you need them deep down inside.
3) Never let no1 get away with sneak anything cause once they feel they can get away they will alwayz scheme.
4) No matter how much you like or care for 1 or any of them, don't trust none of them. Like Scarface, who do I trust?? Me that's who...)
5) Alwayz stay 2 step's ahead of the game you have them playin.
6) Don't let them no all your Plan's. But alwayz try 2 no there's.
7) Make sure you own there mind's, body's, and soul's. (N test it out every often 2 make sure.)
8) Keep your bi[?] on the low as possible when it come's 2 family and hater's. (cause you can't trust none of them)
9) Alwayz try 2 no whatz goin on...(Make them tell on each other)
10) Give respect when respect's due... (Follow these rules and you should b gucci.)
It's like Sun Tzu's Players Ball.
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