Specially Contoured Jeans Designed To Combat Scourge Of "Hockey Ass"

So, here's a real product you can buy that I never thought warranted existence. The hockey apparel-minded folks at Gongshow announced this one back in January, but it has just released its new Hustle & Flow jeans, an otherwise ordinary-looking pair of pants that serve a very specific purpose. We'll let Gongshow describe its most recent creation:
Introducing the first ever jeans in the world made to fit a hockey player. Hockey players have massive legs and usually what is known as a "Hockey Ass" – a bit bigger from hours of skating, squats, bedroom games and overall just dominating life.
Beauty Fit Jeans - Built for Hockey Players
Having never played hockey at any significant level of competition, I had no idea this was such an issue for so many players that it warranted a custom fit. They're available for $90 now through Gongshow's Canada site, but they will be in the US online store on Thursday.
Until then, keep dominating life, you guys.
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