When the Cowboys put up a strong goal-line stand in the second quarter of tonight's NFL season-opener against the Giants, Dallas defensive coordinator Rob Ryan had some excitedly profane things to say. He also, it appears, had some taunting to do toward the Giants' sideline. (That or he's urging someone to buy a rare Billy Ripken baseball card at auction.) We're big fans of Rob in these parts, so we thought we'd give his special moment a place in the sun. [NBC]

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