Giancarlo Stanton Is A Master Of Mashing Taters And Wordplay

Giancarlo Stanton, the only good player left on the now decimated Miami Marlins roster, was not happy about his team trading away all of its good players. As we told you last night, he expressed his displeasure on Twitter:

A savvy opportunist, Bryce Harper saw a chance to extend a light-hearted invitation to Stanton:

Stanton let that tweet hang without a reply for almost an entire day, before replying with this wonderfully constructed response:

That is how you do wordplay, Twitter users.