Dutch Soccer Player Released From Team For Being A "Wildpoeper," Which Is Someone Who Poops In The Woods

There must be an epidemic of people shitting outside in the Netherlands. Why else would the Dutch have a specific word that is used to describe public shitters, and why else would a soccer player be immediately released from his team for being discovered as a "wildpoeper?"

That's exactly what happened to Jeffrey de Visscher, who was kicked off of FC Emmen after police reportedly discovered him in the middle of the night, squatting outside of his car, trying to drunkenly take a dump in the woods. De Visscher reportedly told police that he had not been driving the car, but rather his friend—who had subsequently disappeared—had been behind the wheel.

Of course, De Visscher denies the story and claims that it had nothing to do with his release. But what are we supposed to do, trust some dirty wildpoeper?

[ whoateallthepies] [ Die Telegraf]