Lance Armstrong's sitdown with Oprah Winfrey—which is being taped today but won't air until Thursday—won't have a ton of drama. He's going to admit to doping, and he's probably going to cry. The only reason to watch it is not for the news value, but for the schadenfreude of seeing a man who adamantly and repeatedly denied drug use, to the point of suing anyone who claimed otherwise, finally fess up.
To help you get ready to feel extra-smug over Armstrong's embarrassment, Buzzfeed has put together a highlight reel of Lance's best denials. Pay extra attention to the ones with Lance sitting at a desk, with the timestamp on the video—those are from depositions given under oath. Whoopsie!