New Orleans Welcomes The Super Bowl With A "Roger Goodell Being Eaten By A Giant Vagina" Float

The Krewe du Vieux is one of the first parades on the Carnival calendar, and surely the most explicit. The it "aims for eyebrow-raising, low-brow amusement and often hits the mark with its rude designs and naughty details." But topicality is important, and with Roger Goodell coming to town for the Super Bowl in two weeks, nothing's more topical than welcoming the commissioner to New Orleans.

There were multiple Goodell-themed floats (here's Rog fucking a barnyard animal), but the grand prize has to go to the one you see above. That would be, as a float co-captain described, Goodell falling prey to "a giant, man-eating vagina that is getting its revenge."

Top photo by Twitter user @dolphnlvr6/Bottom photo by Cajun Boy