Bears, Ranked

1. Bears that play hockey

2. Bears that do tricks

3. Indestructible bears

4. Drunk Ukrainian bears

5. Drunk Norwegian bears

6. Bears that say "hey"

7. Bears that eat cameras

8. Bears that eat monkeys

9. Bears that get startled

10. Bears that are afraid of cats

11. Bears that wave

12. Bears that don't have any friends

13. Bears that huff gas

14. Bears that won't go the hell to sleep

15. Bears that go to the Rangers game, yo

16. Bears that can open car doors

17. Bears that interrupt weather forecasts

18. Tank Johnson