Bills offensive line coach Aaron Kromer—who, we take great pleasure in reiterating, was charged after allegedly punching a boy in the face over some beach chairs—will miss the first six games of the season.

We also will not get tired of reminding you that Kromer’s supposed defense was that “it was dark out and he did not realize that small person he was punching because of beach chairs was a child.”

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The battery charges against Kromer and his son were dropped on Friday, at the request of the parents of the alleged victims. Either they took seriously Kromer’s alleged threat to kill them if they went to the police, or $$$.

Kromer will take part in training camp before leaving on his unpaid suspension. He’ll be back for Buffalo’s Week 7 game against the Jaguars in London.

[Buffalo News]