Tara, the cat that saved a boy attacked by a dog earlier this week in California, will throw out the first pitch at a minor league baseball game, because the law of the world dictates that minor league baseball must find a way to capitalize on any news story, regardless of magnitude.
The Bakersfield Blaze will host Tara and have her throw out the first pitch on May 20. How the hell is a cat going to throw a baseball? Who knows. Maybe someone will rub a baseball against that kid's leg so Tara can dropkick it to home plate.
If you attend the game and witness Tara throw a baseball, please take video and send it to us, because that would be cool as hell.