College Baseball Names, Ranked

Michael Lananna does an excellent job of covering college baseball for Baseball America. He did a particularly excellent job of selecting the game’s best names in a beautiful act of public service today:

And now here they are, ranked:

Brock Deatherage

Vitaly Jangols

Handsome Monica

Gunnar Troutwine

Kona Quiggle

Steele Walker

Maverik Buffo

Webb Bobo

Naithen Dewsnap

Blaze Hastings

Blaze Bohall

Jeb Bargfeldt

Mojo Hagge

Layne Looney

Cre Finfrock

Bear Bellomy

Janson Junk

Colton Hathcock

Maddux Conger

Cade Cabbiness

Duke Stunkel, Jr.

Nick Daddio

Jax Biggers

Utah Jones

Isaac O’Bear

Travis Swaggerty

Aquib Ramkishun

Jackson Parthasarathy

Sam Donko

Nathan Bonck

Lars Nootbaar

Travis Wacker

Hazahel Quijada

Austin Bizzle

Fernando Fernandez

Tarik Skubal

Preston Grand Pre

Radd Thomas

Trevor Tinder

Al Pesto

Jesse Uttendorfer

Spencer Brickhouse

Alex Thrower (would be ranked higher if a pitcher)

Zach Pop (would be ranked higher if not a pitcher)

Sean Hjele

Seth Beer

Dan Hammer

Jake Burger

Matthew Barefoot

Matt Villalobos

Bruce Steele

Tom Brady

[ Michael Lananna]