Saturday's Columbus Crew vs. Philadelphia Union match broadcast on Time Warner Sports Channel featured a bonus, sexy interlude midway through the second half.

We're guessing—and both Twitter users and tipster Grant suggest as such—that some copulation-minded hooligans found their way to a TWSC microphone and commandeered it for more than a minute before the network's audio person caught on. Even viewers on Facebook were confused:

Columbus Crew Broadcast Features Soundtrack Of Woman Having Sex

We're not surprised, then, that the match broadcast isn't yet available to watch on MLS Live, unlike the rest of Saturday's action. We'll update the post with better video if it ever turns up, and answers if we happen to come across them.

Update (6:30 p.m.): Time Warner Cable Sports Channel PR issued the following statement:

We apologize to viewers who heard inappropriate noises during our telecast of yesterday's Columbus Crew game. it is unfortunate that a fan prank interfered with our live production and we will prevent that from happening in our future telecasts.