Alshon Jeffery: fantastic football player, horrible interview. But Dan Patrick's a pro, and he powered through four painful minutes with the Bears receiver on his show this morning, despite Jeffery's total lack of interest in answering questions beyond platitudes and one-word responses.

Let this serve as a gentle reminder that the vast majority of athletes don't want to spend their free time talking about their jobs—much like you, I'd imagine.

[NBC Sports]