Dickgoal Attempt Fails As Péguy Luyindula Ends Up With Nothing But Pain

You can use a lot of body parts to score a goal: your feet, your knees, your head, et cetera. You can also try using your dick, but it's not likely to turn out very well.

Here's Red Bulls forward Péguy Luyindula giving crotch shot a whole new meaning, and for naught as Fire goalkeeper Sean Johnson easily snatched up the ball. Then watch Luyindulan double over in pain, just as most testicle-possessing humans would, as a lesson to not let things strike your crotch at high or even moderate speed.

[UniMás]