Dikembe Mutombo Says "Who Wants To Sex Mutombo?" Never Happened

Today is a very sad day. Dikembe Mutombo went on Highly Questionable and destroyed one of sports' greatest urban legends, emphatically denying that he ever walked into a club and yelled, "Who wants to sex Mutombo?"

Santa Claus isn't real. Dogs don't go to heaven. The moon landing was staged. Your dad's never coming home from that stint in the Peace Corps.