Tonight's the worst night of the NFL season, the one evening ESPN capitulates to Chris Berman's demand and puts him on a Monday Night Football telecast. Berman tried to discuss the Ray Rice fiasco with analyst Trent Dilfer, and the entire thing was a disaster.
Other than praising the Ravens and the NFL for their swift and conclusive response (what!?), not a bit of this makes sense. If you can translate Berman's boozy drivel into English, please take a shot down in the comments.
AND THE PUNT IS BLOCKED!