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On top of everything else, Donald Trump is the scummiest kind of sports fan. The Patriots were losing 28-3 in the third quarter when he ditched his Super Bowl watch party in Florida:

You know what happened next: The Falcons gagged and the Patriots won in overtime. Trump pretended like nothing had happened.

The guy has proven many times over that he’s incapable of shame, so an embarrassment like this is nothing, but the record should show that this haggard cretin stopped watching before the magic happened. I hope someone stole his mementos.

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