Evidently bored with the regular non-contact version of rock-paper-scissors, the Detroit Tigers added more physical comedy to the game today. Shortstop José Iglesias chose paper, and came out on the losing end.

In a longer video from Miguel Cabrera, Ian Kinsler is at first frustrated by Iglesias’s faulty timing, giving him a motive for the coming attack.

Since the sound of an empty water jug harmlessly bouncing off the head of a victim is endlessly entertaining, here’s one more angle, courtesy of Alex Wilson.

The weird thing is: this wasn’t even during a rain delay.