Sorry, soccer. Mutton bustin', in which small children feebly hold onto sheep until they're thrown into the dirt, is the only sport worthy of being called "The Beautiful Game."


This little mutton bustin' five-year-old went with the unorthodox strategy of tripping her own sheep. She wound up with a faceful of dirt. That's how it goes in mutton bustin', though. The mutton are unforgiving. Riders must have strong wills, and stronger hands.

[ABC 13]