Over at my other day job, GQ just posted this big fat schlongread from Gabriel Sherman about NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. You should head over there and read the whole thing now, because the piece does wonders for anyone who (like me) is looking to hate Goodell even more than they already do. In light of the events of the past week, Sherman's profile is particularly handy in painting Goodell as Patriots owner's Robert Kraft's pegboy. Here's one such illustrative tidbit, which I will now isolate and paint in big red letters on a highway billboard:
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