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Holy smokes, get a load of this full-extension snag and throw by Rockies third baseman Nolan Arenado, to snatch a hit away from Kansas City’s Alcides Escobar in the third inning last night:

Did he possibly have time to plant his foot before throwing, instead of whipping the ball across his body with all his momentum roaring into foul territory? I don’t know. I don’t care. Truther away, parsimonious shitbutts! Look at that goddamn throw. If an ordinary human tried to do that, their skin and organs would travel a further 30 feet past their skeleton and finish in a gruesome heap on the dugout steps.

The Rockies lost, 3-2.