Guy Dressed As Superman Breaks Up Pathetic Fight At Cardinals Game

Two sad, possibly drunk guys just sort of lean on each other in the way that sad, possibly drunk guys tend to do when they start a fight that they don't necessarily want to finish, and the world cries out for a hero to stop this madness. In comes Superman, who defuses the situation, and pauses in front of the camera to hit us with a nice little catch phrase.

Superman's strength and swagger eventually abandoned him, though, because he later found himself stuck in a very, very drunk man's headlock.

Baseball fans are the coolest.

[ SB Nation]