This photo of a batshit insane recruiting letter comes to us from the Instagram account Dexter Wright, a high school football player who has struck the fancy of N.C. State's director of player personnel, Drew Hughes.
This is what happens when dudes who are not teenagers try to "connect" with dudes who are. It's like a mad lib that Hughes filled in after doing a Google search for "words that are cool." The fact that it is scrawled in all caps on official N.C. State letter head is just icing on the cake. This letter is unreal bro!
UPDATE: Looks like Coach Hughes is sending out a fancy form letter. From CJ Reavis's Instagram: