It's An Enthusiastic Crowd At Rogers Centre Tonight, Especially These Two Blue Jays Fans Who Got A Bit Handjobby

Blowjob pantomimes are so passé. I mean, you can find them in hockey, in baseball, and even college football. For the new wave, we must look to Canada.

Here's two hosers celebrating a big night of baseball in Hogtown by pretending to play with a hose. Or a hog. They're enthusiastic! [RSN] h/t Polish Football

This is a Deadspin Video, in which strange sports moments are slowed down to ridiculous speeds and matched with indie music. This video features " Tell Me Where My Hands Should Go" by Boyracer. See previous episodes here.