Kendrick Perkins Sold His Dog On Twitter

Kendrick Perkins had been lying low since the Thunder were eliminated from the playoffs a few weeks back. His Twitter account, in fact, had been dormant since May 30. But last night, Perkins suddenly let his 55,000-plus followers know he had a dog to offer. And he was in a bit of a hurry to make a sale.

Hey I have a English bulldog and he to big to be around my youngest child he 10 months got his papers and he got a micro chip.

— Kendrick Perkins (@KendrickPerkins) June 19, 2013

Was Perk being serious? Perk was being serious.

We paid about 3,000 for him but its not the the money we want to sell him for 1,500 but we will work with you just want a good home for him

— Kendrick Perkins (@KendrickPerkins) June 19, 2013

I just don't want to sell him but we don't have time for him taking bids now

— Kendrick Perkins (@KendrickPerkins) June 19, 2013

An English bulldog, eh? Tell us more, Perk.

I'm about to show some pictures

— Kendrick Perkins (@KendrickPerkins) June 19, 2013

Sounds good. What else?

I will work with the family who wants him 1,500 is the asking price but we can negotiate the price. Just want him to have a good family

— Kendrick Perkins (@KendrickPerkins) June 19, 2013

Fair enough. You, um, said something about photos ...

pic.twitter.com/VDzEtNhNAg

— Kendrick Perkins (@KendrickPerkins) June 19, 2013

There ya go. Aw. Cute little pup.

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— Kendrick Perkins (@KendrickPerkins) June 19, 2013

More aw.

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— Kendrick Perkins (@KendrickPerkins) June 19, 2013

Whoa! Mean-lookin' little guy. We can see why you can't have him around a little kid.

Do anybody wants him seriously he needs to be gone by tomorrow

— Kendrick Perkins (@KendrickPerkins) June 19, 2013

Little help? Anyone?

They dog sold yall

— Kendrick Perkins (@KendrickPerkins) June 19, 2013

OK, cool. Thanks, Perk.

Top photo credit: AP

h/t to Logan N. and Ryan L.