Little Kid's Mind Blown Upon Realizing He's Standing Next To Wayne Rooney

“Doot-da-doo, just waiting to go out on the pitch with Ashley Williams. Man, this is pretty cool. Oops, ref coming through I better get out of the—wait a minute... is that... HOLY SCHNIKES!!!!” Here’s a Vine of lil dude’s happiest moment in life:

I haven’t seen a kid this hyped to meet one of his athletic idols since Dee Dee was off to get Kendall Gill’s autograph.