Matt Hendricks Stops Slapshot With His Dick And Balls
This here’s Matt Hendricks and he’s making that there face because he took a hockey puck to the Johnson while defending against a Howitzer of a slap shot.
The slap shot did not slap into the net. It slapped into Hendricks’ unfortunate dick.
Our tipster John who was at the game and alerted us to Hendricks’ misfortune said, “I thought he had a broken leg at first but after seeing the replay it was way worse than I initially thought,” which is about right.
Update: Could have been much worse.
h/t John H
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